Brazilian Immigration enforces massive deportation initiative

brazil_1794178cRio De Janeiro,  Brazil-

The Brazilian Department of Immigration announced today that anyone that cannot provide proof of Brazilian Citizenship must leave the country immediately, preferably before noon time today. Police will be going from door to door checking passports and identification. Any non- citizens will be immediately asked to leave by any means available.

When asked if this motion coincided with the routing 7-1 loss the Brazilian soccer team suffered at the hands of Germany, a representative of the Department of Immigration released this statement, “The logistics of this massive initiative are still being ironed out, but we have been told that police have specifically targeted Dutch, Argentine and especially German tourists and nationals.”

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