Local girl finally settles on “the one” after sorting through thousands of unsolicited Dick pics

Jacksonville, Florida-

It was a day like any other day for Justine Thurman, she woke up, brewed coffee, fed her cat and opened up her laptop to check email and social media accounts before heading in to work, “I almost never check my POF inbox, but I had just moved here from out of state and didn’t know too many people the area, so today I did and there it was, my dream penis in my inbox. I was instantly smitten,” said Thurman. “First thing I did was call my mother, she was so excited and asked what he was like,  I told her that I didn’t know anything about his personality only that he was circumcised and probably had a PhD in man-scaping.” 

Thurman then told us that she had forwarded the picture to all of her close girlfriends in a group chat with the caption, “Look what I’m going to be getting for the rest of my life, lol. I hope he’s handsome.”

Her friends were quick to respond with commentary like, “OMG, I’d like to choke on that lmao,” “Does he have a brother?” and “who cares if he’s handsome look at that cock!!!

Being a strong advocate of womanhood, Thurman has decided to create a website gallery of all the other dick pics she has received on multiple sites like Snapchat, Instagram and through Facebook messenger. “I am creating this site for all of the thirsty women out there. I’ve loved every dick pic that I have gotten in its own special way and I would hate to see so much great cock go to waste. Now that I have found my ideal schlong, it’s my way of giving back to the female community on the whole.”